Dear Failure, I LOVE YOU!!
I really do.
I know sometimes I don't act like it. And maybe sometimes I don't feel it.
But I love you.
You are my dear friend.
I am sorry that I mistook you for an enemy. Over and over I thought you were destructive and evil. I was wrong. You have stayed with me. Always by my side. I want to sincerely THANK YOU for that. Because, without you, I could never be led to success. Without you, there could be no success!!
I am so glad to come to this realization of what you really are and my true feelings for you. I want to yell it from the rooftops:
I love you.
I LOVE you. I LOVE YOUUUU!!!! And I promise to never misunderstand you again.
Love, Me
Wherefore, do not spend money for that which is of no worth, nor your labor for that which cannot satisfy. Hearken diligently unto me, and remember the words which I have spoken; and come unto the Holy One of Israel, and feast upon that which perisheth not, neither can be corrupted, and let your soul delight in fatness.